If you haven’t heard yet, the brilliant and talented
US Congress has officially proclaimed that pizza
is a vegetable!
My first reaction to this news was quite apathetic…
I feel that if you believe anything that comes from
the same people who promised “Change”, only to
create more wars, give more bailouts and infringe
on more of our civil liberties…
Then by all means, eat your freaking veggies!
(Just don’t bitch, moan, or demand free health care
when you get parasites, and stomach diseases that
causes your a** to leak bile every time you sneeze.)
— RANT OVER —
Honestly though, in this day and culture it is almost
impossible to know what is true from what is total
We’ve got 64 year old women walking around with
boobs firmer and more perky than most 19 year old
We’ve got law makers telling us that fluoride, which
is known to be a neurotoxin that destroys learning and
memory, is healthy and should be put in our drinking
We’ve got counterfeit-muscle pretty boys dying to
build more muscle but afraid to get stronger.
And EVERYONE is a winner!
I don’t know about you, but none of this stuff makes
any sense to me.
Call me “old school” — but this is why I always stick to
Like building a solid foundation of tendon strength
and a powerful nervous system BEFORE adding soft,
flat, empty looking muscle to my body.
Calling muscle that has no strength, a real muscle… is
like calling pizza a vegetable!
Another “old school” strength-guy who hates flat, empty
muscle is Mike Gillette “The Savage Strongman.
He’s written an interesting manifesto on the idea of
building the kind of strength that bends steel!
He calls it Savage Strength, and hes got a few tips on
how to build it over on this website for you.
I have nothing against looking good, in fact I like to flex
my guns in the bathroom mirror once in a while too :)
But I have a problem with people who try to get something
And trying to build an attractive body that lacks strength is
Here is Mike’s manifesto:
If you love strength like me, then you’ll love this book!
I say Grow STRONGER,
Elliott “The Incredible” Hulse
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